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Title : Jokes |
It
was a really hot day at the office. There were about twenty
people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a
fan on.
All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an
odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell
anyone had ever smelt. |
One
man said, "Uh oh, someone's deodorant isn't working."
Santa from the distant corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not
wearing any." |
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Monkey Organization |
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different
limbs at different levels. |
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Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. |
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The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling
faces. |
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The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. |
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your birth is your
opening stock
what comes in you is debit
what goes out of you is credit
your ideas are your assets
your views are your liabilities
your happiness is your profit
your sorrow is your loss
your soul is your goodwill
your heart is your fixed assets
your duties are your outstanding expenses
your friendship is your adjustment
your character is your capital
your knowledge is your investment
your patience is your interest
your mind is your bank balance
your bad thinking should be depreciated
your behavior is your journal entry
your good friend is your joint venture
your wife/husband is your partner
your child is your admission of partner
and your death is your closing stock. |
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Title
: new definition |
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compromise: |
To change
the question to fit the answer. |
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personal calls: |
calls which
my boss will not let me make at office & my
wife will not let me make at home. |
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Lecture: |
What
lecturers lack in depth they give you in length. |
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punctuality: |
The art of
guessing how late the other fellow is going
to be. |
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misadventure: |
An
adventure with a miss. |
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contentment: |
An excuse
for the things we cannot get. |
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Laws: |
cobwebs
which catches small files but let wasps &
hornets break through. |
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Brotherhood: |
The
only feeling that a women lacks. |
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Marriage: |
An
institution in which a man loses his bacheoler's
degree and the womens get's her master's. |
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